Author Topic: Caption Contest (Read 12690 times)

ELB · « **on:** February 16, 2017, 08:15 AM »

Caption this.

TOOLTOWN · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2017, 08:34 AM »

Don't worry, I've still got 9 more finge... 8 more fingers.

Ken

Wooden Skye · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2017, 08:42 AM »

No thank you! I like creativity, but this isn't one of those times.

antss · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2017, 09:36 AM »

"SawStop unveils new miter saw - Bosch immediately files patent infringement lawsuit. "

sheperd80 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2017, 10:05 AM »

The new Festool ks-glide with quick-fix motor change capability. Never wait for customer service to replace your burnt motor again. Limited time promo version comes with 2 spare motors in a green systainer (nevermind they sold out while you read this ad).

Buy the anti-kickback accessory rod (sold individually but requires 2) for added safety.

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RustE · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2017, 10:19 AM »

New OSHA Approved long-reach saw.

rst · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2017, 11:08 AM »

Dropped saw and broke base...no problem

ELB · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2017, 11:30 AM »

looks 'good to go' to me. The only occupational safety hazard I see here is lack of connection to dust collector.

Heard often in this shop: "...hold my beer while I dimension this board using 'The Widowmaker'"

at least he's clamping the workpiece. Safety first.

E.

Svar · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2017, 11:34 AM »

Here is the video of it in action. Not as bad as it looks.

ELB · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2017, 11:40 AM »

Cool video of it in action - hadn't seen that.

glad to hear him acknowledge at the end that it is a 'a bit unsafe' and will be dismantled 'straight away'.

Z48LT1 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2017, 12:49 PM »

I call it the "Hold my beer SCMS"

Hopefully - Gary

14scott · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2017, 01:03 PM »

"Fits right up against the wall. "

mleny77 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 16, 2017, 02:39 PM »

Non-Festool users be like....."Yea! I made it myself."

bkharman · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2017, 11:21 PM »

Thumbs up (just one though) from Stumpy Nubs!!

Cheers. Bryan.

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Bob D. · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2017, 09:11 PM »

So he figured out to copy Bosch's design, the Chinese do that every day,
turn around, and sell the copy for huge profits with near zero R&D costs.

Nothing to be proud of there as far as I am concerned.

Svar · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2017, 09:29 PM »

Quote from: Bob D. on April 19, 2017, 09:11 PM

So he figured out to copy Bosch's design, the Chinese do that every day,
turn around, and sell the copy for huge profits with near zero R&D costs.
Nothing to be proud of there as far as I am concerned.

So, if you built, for example, a Roubo workbench you can't be proud if it because its a copy? Bosch copied that design too. That double articulated arm style is at least 100 years old. BTW pendulum mortiser, aka Domino, is also a century old.
It's not as if he's trying to patent or sell it. Just a fun DIY project.

yetihunter · « **Reply #16 on:** April 19, 2017, 11:06 PM »

Quote from: ELB on February 16, 2017, 08:15 AM

Caption this.
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CarpentryandCustom · « **Reply #17 on:** April 19, 2017, 11:28 PM »

"And THAT, is how you fit the entire mitresaw into a systainer."

Cheese · « **Reply #18 on:** April 20, 2017, 09:33 AM »

Quote from: antss on February 16, 2017, 09:36 AM

"SawStop unveils new miter saw - Bosch immediately files patent infringement lawsuit. "

jobsworth · « **Reply #19 on:** June 01, 2017, 03:45 AM »

"Festool Releases The Newly Designed Kapex"

Or

"Hey guys watch this"

mrB · « **Reply #20 on:** June 01, 2017, 07:11 AM »

Thumb extraction compatible with 27mm & 36mm hoses. 👍

notenoughcash · « **Reply #21 on:** July 06, 2020, 05:08 AM »

limited edition, one time only. for each of the fingers that is.

in all seriousness

rst · « **Reply #22 on:** July 06, 2020, 07:28 PM »

Where can I get hinges that will give me consistent angles?

TwelvebyTwenty · « **Reply #23 on:** July 06, 2020, 07:34 PM »

Bosch confirms global supply chain will be unaffected by coronavirus.

ChuckS · « **Reply #24 on:** July 06, 2020, 07:46 PM »

Headline: "New finger-saving miter saw inventor decided to replicate Dr. Gass's finger test LIVE, but forgot to install the safety cartridge...."

Wooden Skye · « **Reply #25 on:** July 06, 2020, 08:32 PM »

3 years later and my statement above still stands.

ChuckS · « **Reply #26 on:** July 06, 2020, 08:36 PM »

Quote from: ELB on February 16, 2017, 11:40 AM

Cool video of it in action - hadn't seen that.

glad to hear him acknowledge at the end that it is a 'a bit unsafe' and will be dismantled 'straight away'.

The saw might have been dismantled, but the contest lives on (for fun).

notenoughcash · « **Reply #27 on:** July 08, 2020, 10:58 AM »

thought of another.

seller to sceptical buyer.

'its very econmical, only 1 finger per cut'

doesn't notice that the seller has (whats left of) hands behind his back

krudawg · « **Reply #28 on:** November 15, 2020, 06:43 PM »

Quote from: ELB on February 16, 2017, 08:15 AM

Caption this.
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Rube Goldberg knew a lot about woodworking