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Offline alevan

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Funny Festool product descriptions
« on: November 01, 2020, 02:59 PM »
Recently been searching for Festool on Youtube and when I do a Search and filter it down to Upload Date there a bunch of new sellers that link themselves through Ebay and the descriptions are really funny.  Some recent ones:
Glamorous Festool 500483 BHC Drilling Dust Nozzle
Glamorous Festool 496304 Universal 28-Tooth Saw Blade
Luxurious Festool 576676 Granat Abrasive Assortment Systainer for 5-inch Sanders
For those selling their Festool tools and accessories here on the Buy and Sell maybe adding some descriptions like above might help!
Kapex, Kapex UG Stand, TSC 55, TS55 REQ, OF1400, MFK 700 Kit, CT36, CT 36 AC, HL 850 Planer, HL 850 Bench Kit, Planex  225, ETS 150/3, RO150, RO90 DX, RTSC 400, RAS 115, TID 18, BHC 18, T15+3, CXS Set, Centrotec Installer Kit, DF 500, Carvex 420, Carvex Kit, Tradesperson Cleaning Set, Guide Rail Kit, Parf Dogs, FS 1400/2, FS 1400/2 LR 32, LR 32 Kit, Precision Parallel Guide Set, MFS700 Set, Makita 118" Guide Rail, MFT/3, STM 1800 Table.

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Offline ChuckM

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Re: Funny Festool product descriptions
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2020, 04:21 PM »
As Mark Twain wrote: "When you catch an adjective, kill it."