I was poking around the stock room of my favorite Festool dealer (as one does), and stumbled across a massive box in the corner behind a stack of CTs. After shifting some stuff around, I found the label: CMS GE SET.

It is now in my garage in various boxes. I couldn’t fit the main box in my car (it’s massive - 48x40x30), but luckily was able to get all the smaller boxes out of it and packed up without issue.
They had one more left as of this morning, if anyone is in the PNW. Store is Woodcrafters in Portland. (I came in for a hose, left with a router table. It’s that kind of place.)
Sadly, I found no Vac Sys back there, that would have been a real miracle!
Anyway, these units are still floating around, it seems, so worth calling local dealers if you’re looking for it.